SECRET MEETING BETWEEN ANNAJI AND BABA RAMDEV
V.S.Gopalakrishnan
(HUMOUR: FICTION)
V.S.Gopalakrishnan
(HUMOUR: FICTION)
It was the end of August 2012. Anna and Ramdev had a secret meeting in Aligarh in a house belonging to an RSS worker. A couple of Muslim office bearers of Parties labeled as Hindutva parties were also present. Anna’s forehead had more worry lines than ever before signifying his fast ageing and the fast deterioration in his mental resolve too. Ramdev had more grey hair in his beard than ever before signifying that time was running fast if not out, for him.
These two stalwarts looked at the ceiling of the room almost in the manner of a synchronized head-up, and they noticed the unwritten word “corruption” on it. And then their eyes met.
Anna said to Ramdev, “Poojya Ramdevji! Corruption is like the invisible devil. We have been fighting the invisible. It’s time we singled out the Dynasty and try to get rid of that. More than half the problem will get solved in India in that case”.
Ramdevji replied, “Why not target the whole Congress instead of just the Dynasty? And there are Dynasties in many States such as in Kashmir, in UP, in the DMK party etc and what do we do about these Dynasties?”
Anna said to Ramdev, “Mahaashay! The Central Government’s budget is at least one hundred times as big as the budgets of a few States put together where there are Dynasties. The central Dynasty can therefore loot one hundred-thousand crores where the State-Dynasties could be able to loot say one thousand crores! Let us concentrate our target on the Central Dynasty only!”
And Ramdevji was seen nodding assent to this reasoning.
Mr.Saqvi Siddiqui, a Muslim office-bearer of a Hindutva party came in the picture now.
Saqvi advised Anna and Ramdev thus: “Look, you Hindus are poor fighters. You Hindus are genetically deficient in violence. The only way to fight is to become violent. Look at the way the Muslim crowd in Azad Maidan of Mumbai, while protesting against Assam and Myanmar, nicely beat up four dozen policemen and burnt buses and properties! Hindus should convert to Islam to resort to violence. Look at Chander Mohan, ex-Deputy CM of Haryana. He became a Muslim in order to marry his sweet-heart Anuradha Bali who became Fiza Mohammad, and once his purpose was achieved he reconverted to Hinduism. Why not all Hindus in India temporarily convert to Islam for a few months? Then they will have the guts to take on the Dynasty.”
Ramdev Baba saw some merit in this argument. He had changed his dress once to suit an important purpose. Why not temporarily change religion if that can give you guts to take on difficult people?
But Anna would not accept this idea. It would be impossible to mass-convert Hindus to Islam, even temporarily.
Ramdev was not the one to be deterred. He explained to Anna that he had toured lakhs of villages, and his shakhas cover every nook and corner of India. He therefore exuded confidence and stated that under his inspiring leadership, it would be possible to effect mass conversion of Hindus into Islam.
Annaji would not however give up.
“Look, Ramdev babaji!” he said! And he added, “I have an alternate idea. Let us collect one hundred rupees from each Indian. Therefore we will have 100 billion rupees from the Indians. Let us open an account in the name of Rahulji in a bank and credit the amount and request the Dynasty to leave India to Indians. “
Ramdevji was happy at this idea. He gave out such a big laughter that I got up from my sleep and dream world.
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These two stalwarts looked at the ceiling of the room almost in the manner of a synchronized head-up, and they noticed the unwritten word “corruption” on it. And then their eyes met.
Anna said to Ramdev, “Poojya Ramdevji! Corruption is like the invisible devil. We have been fighting the invisible. It’s time we singled out the Dynasty and try to get rid of that. More than half the problem will get solved in India in that case”.
Ramdevji replied, “Why not target the whole Congress instead of just the Dynasty? And there are Dynasties in many States such as in Kashmir, in UP, in the DMK party etc and what do we do about these Dynasties?”
Anna said to Ramdev, “Mahaashay! The Central Government’s budget is at least one hundred times as big as the budgets of a few States put together where there are Dynasties. The central Dynasty can therefore loot one hundred-thousand crores where the State-Dynasties could be able to loot say one thousand crores! Let us concentrate our target on the Central Dynasty only!”
And Ramdevji was seen nodding assent to this reasoning.
Mr.Saqvi Siddiqui, a Muslim office-bearer of a Hindutva party came in the picture now.
Saqvi advised Anna and Ramdev thus: “Look, you Hindus are poor fighters. You Hindus are genetically deficient in violence. The only way to fight is to become violent. Look at the way the Muslim crowd in Azad Maidan of Mumbai, while protesting against Assam and Myanmar, nicely beat up four dozen policemen and burnt buses and properties! Hindus should convert to Islam to resort to violence. Look at Chander Mohan, ex-Deputy CM of Haryana. He became a Muslim in order to marry his sweet-heart Anuradha Bali who became Fiza Mohammad, and once his purpose was achieved he reconverted to Hinduism. Why not all Hindus in India temporarily convert to Islam for a few months? Then they will have the guts to take on the Dynasty.”
Ramdev Baba saw some merit in this argument. He had changed his dress once to suit an important purpose. Why not temporarily change religion if that can give you guts to take on difficult people?
But Anna would not accept this idea. It would be impossible to mass-convert Hindus to Islam, even temporarily.
Ramdev was not the one to be deterred. He explained to Anna that he had toured lakhs of villages, and his shakhas cover every nook and corner of India. He therefore exuded confidence and stated that under his inspiring leadership, it would be possible to effect mass conversion of Hindus into Islam.
Annaji would not however give up.
“Look, Ramdev babaji!” he said! And he added, “I have an alternate idea. Let us collect one hundred rupees from each Indian. Therefore we will have 100 billion rupees from the Indians. Let us open an account in the name of Rahulji in a bank and credit the amount and request the Dynasty to leave India to Indians. “
Ramdevji was happy at this idea. He gave out such a big laughter that I got up from my sleep and dream world.
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